As seen on AskReddit. He slapped my ass while I was mid thrust. I got hammered while I was out drinking with buddies, and decided that I was getting laid that night. I did what any not-at-all-self-respecting forever alone would have done — I hit Craigslist. My best option was a hail mary on the general romance section.
27 Girls (And Guys!) On The Sluttiest Thing They Ever Did
Girls I have fucked
Well, I'm happy to say I've finally reached my big ! It happened on Saturday night Halloween with an Australian girl who also happens to be the PA to the director of my department four levels of management above me! Now this isn't completely uncharted territory as I went out with the same director's PMO earlier this year for about three months and that ended sour she was bipolar! However, this Australian girl only started a couple of months ago and she was the new hot blonde in the office that every guy had spotted I approached her during a work "townhall" meeting where drinks and food were provided afterwards.