I shaved my bush adam sandler
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Adam Sandler shows off his smooth shaved legs in a plaid skirt on Jack and Jill set
Secret - Adam Sandler - Videos - Metatube
The year-old actor showed off his luscious legs earlier today as he filmed scenes in Hollywood's Griffith Park for his new comedy film Jack and Jill. Sandler was in full drag, dressed in a little frilled plaid skirt, white T-shirt, red cardigan and matching red sandals. Adam Sandler's little frilly plaid skirt showed off his smooth hairless legs perfectly as he filmed his new movie Jack and Jill in Hollywood yesterday To complete his gender transformation Sandler wore a scraggly brunette wig that was plaited into shoulder length braids. The star finished off his look with a silver charm bracelet on his left wrist, a long silver necklace that hung over his ample bosom, cherry embossed handbag and bright red nail polish on his fingernails. He also gets to flex his acting muscles by playing the part of Jill, hence his foray into the world of drag.
Adam Sandler - Secret lyrics
That no one else does You want me to tell you what it is? But if I did that then it wouldn't be, a secret I've gotta move my body tonight, I'm gonna go dancin' Dreamin' bout the nights at the club, with the fun and romancin' Mommy sees the look in my eyes, she can tell something's different Daddy doesn't understand why, but he can tell something's different I've got a secret, my own little secret No one knows my secret, cause it's a secret. Shhh don't tell, Shhh don't tell I trimmed my buuuuuu-shhh don't tell I trimmed my buuuuuu-shhh don't tell And nobody knows that my bush is cut low as I dance and I sing and I put on a show And i'm feeling so free, nothing hanging off me while the bass gets stronger, I'm a half an inch longer And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirl it and flick it and swirl it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin Fuckin and suckin, Fuckin and suckin! Music if fillin my body from my head to my toes The DJ gives me a smile, maybe he knows I hear whisperin from my left to my right, all over the party i'm the super-star of the night, I did something naughty I gave myself a haircut, don't tell I'd like to tell you where but, don't tell I've got a secret, don't tell It's my own secret I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell And I feel so special and so beautiful As I reach down and give my new friend a quick pull I'm scratchy and itchy and a little bit bitchy and if I find scissors i'd trim my friend Ritchie And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirl it and flick it and swirl it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin fuckin and suckin fuckin and suckin! I can wear my pants extra low tonight My secret's gettin out of control, it's burstin out of me Gotta drop my pants to the floor, so the whole club can see The special way I trim my curlies, so fuzzy and soft Cause when my shrub is short and tight my piggie won't get lost I had a secret, don't tell But now you know my secret, don't tell I gave my bush some haircuts, don't tell To emphasize my bare nuts I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell I trimmed my buuuuu-shhh don't tell And I touch it and rub it and pinch it and squeeze it and tug it and twirl it and flick it and swirl it, and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin and fuckin and suckin fuckin and suckin fuckin and suckin!